Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Late-breaking news out of Alaska

The best part of a small-town paper is the police blotter...and these beauties came up in today's online edition:

A man at 10:11 p.m. asked police to patrol the high school baseball field because bases were being stolen.

A person at 9:37 p.m. made a 911 call of a mother scolding her son. Police determined the incident was a case of sibling rivalry and all was OK.

A man at 9:23 a.m. reported two older camp chairs stolen from their Spit campsite and replaced with a newer camp chair.

A man at 1:27 a.m. reported three naked men standing around a bonfire on the Spit and refusing to get dressed.